So, I intern at a financial planning firm, where I interact with several wealthy clients. Here, i get a preview on how work life will be like as soon as i graduate. To be honest, it's not as bad as I may think. I work with friendly people, and I look forward to working with nice people like this in the future. I find it funny that i previously imagined the workforce as being a dark and gloomy place to be. If I ever get placed into this unfortunate situation, I want to be prepared. As I see countless number of epic "i quit!" scenes in the movies, i decided to search the internet for funny/creative ideas for how i could make a scene and storm out of the office with my head held high and my dignity in place...well, maybe minus the dignity part:
1: Setup a swinger’s party then invite your boss and his wife over for dinner
2: Turn up to work without any pants on and ask your boss for bathroom directions
3: When your boss asks you to do something, just say to them, “Isn’t that your job?”
4: Set up a fight club in the middle of the office and ask your boss to join in
5: Take a couple of live chickens into work and let them loose in the office
6: Teach a parrot how to say your boss is a cock-sucker and give it to your boss
7: Take some weed into work and light up in the middle of the office
8: Have sex with your boss’s wife and put pictures of it up in the office
9: Walk into your bosses office and start getting yourself off
10: Paint your name in big bold writing all over your bosses car
11: Tell your boss you know he stole your wallet and you want it back
12: Tell your boss that you are going on holiday and forget to come back
13: Just start punching everybody you see in the office including your boss
14: If your boss is a guy and you’re a guy, take a picture of your penis and give it to him
15: Ask your boss if they would like to buy any heroin off you because you have some spare
16: Continue to call your bosses mother a milf on a day to day basis
17: When your boss asks to see what you have done today, just show them porn
18: Take in a calf’s leg and tell your boss that you’re eating an old English guy you met outside
19: Offer to buy your boss a drink everyday and keep putting laxatives in it
20: Email everybody in your office, including your boss that you caught your boss shagging sheep
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